You’re cordially invited to a pool party. It’s in hell. Leave your shame at the shallow end.

Sunday School for Sinners is back—and this time, we’re raising hell poolside. From sultry nuns in swimwear to priest-collared party dads, we’re splashing into a sinful summer spectacular that blends burlesque, kink, fire, aerials, and holy hot mess energy. Holy pool water and White Claw can’t wash away this kind of sin. This isn’t a sermon—it’s a wet, wild, glitter-soaked revival.

💦 What to Expect:

— Blasphemous burlesque & poolside perversion

— Fire-breathing angels & horned-up devils

— Aerial acts, kink communion, and unholy games

— Inflatable baptisms, school uniform mischief & divine debauchery

— Hosted by @Ivanacoquetu – part preacher, part pool toy, all sin

🎟️ Ticket Tiers:

General Admission: Sinner in the Back – $25 Adv / $35 Door

— Access to the unholiest splash zone on Earth.

— Vibes included. Salvation sold separately.

VIP 2nd Row: Holy Roller – $35 Adv / $45 Door

— Premium seating + swag bag of sinful surprises.

— Slightly lower risk of spontaneous exorcism.

VIP Front Row: Highest Disciple – $40 Adv / $50 Door

— Front-row altar seating + 20 Dancer Dollars

— Signed cast paddle, swag bag, and glitter-blessed attention from Sister Ivana herself.

🩱 Dress Code: Poolside blasphemy. Think robes, veils, collars, floaties, latex, and lust.

🛟 Consent is sacred. Glitter is encouraged.

🔥 Sponsored by LIBERATOR 🔥

Come thirsty. Leave converted. Maybe

Gen Adm: $25 Adv – $35 Doors
VIP 1st Row: $40 Adv – $50 Door
VIP 2nd Row: $35 Adv – $45 Door
Doors @ 7 PM (ages 18+)

Advance ticket sales end one hour prior to door time. All ticket sales are final. No refunds.